Saturday 15 December 2012

engineer ke sapne

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 Mera source code Padh kar hasana nahi,
Ise chalta dekh tum fasana nahi....
Main testing karata Hun Boss ki Kasam,
Bina piye Whisky, Beer ya Rum....
------ MUSIC --------
Bill Gates milaa muze raste mein,
Beche Windows usne mujhe saste mein,
Usne kaha "Tuze CEO banaoon"
Ghar tere aake Operator ban jaaoon
Bill Gates ko kaha mere ghar na aana
Bill Joy ko bol diya na baba naa
Chaahe Boston me dede muze BMW car
Ya H-1 pe dede muze dollar Dus Hazaar
Par development ke liye main to kachchaa Hun
Dus saal se Porting me Achchaa Hun....
------ MUSIC --------
(slow)
Mere daddoo , likhe Software
Bina use kiye , koi Hardware
Meri Beti , banegi Aunty
Jab tak inst all , hoga NT
(fast)
Release ho raha hai mera Software naya
Unix ko DOS pe hai port kiya
Microsoft NE jab mera H-1 kiya
Bug Free Windows Maine release kiyaa ..
Nice hai na bhai.................!

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