SHAYARI

engineers special:-
         
कोई रास्ता नहीं दुआ के सिवा,

कोई सुनता नहीं खुदा के सिवा,

मैंने भी जिंदगी को करीब से देखा है ए दोस्त,

मुश्किल में कोई साथ नहीं देता

बियर और दारू के सिवा.
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ek ladki thi deewani si
ek subject pe wo marti thi
books uthakar, chashma lagakar
library se guzarti thi
kuchh padna tha shayad usko
jaane kisse darti thi
jab bhi milti thi mujhse,
mujhse poochha karti thi
engg. Kaise hoti hai
ye engg. Kaise hoti hai
aur mein bas itna keh pata tha

"kitaben khuli hon ya hon band
padhai last night hi hoti hai
kaise kahoon main o yaara ye
engg. Aise hoti hai 
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 Propose करने का शेर:

कुत्ता मर गया रजाई में,

मैं पागल हो गया तेरी जुदाई में,

हाथी नदी में बह नहीं सकता,

अपुन तेरे बिना रह नहीं सकता...
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NURSE boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. 

ENGINEER ladka bola:
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
Irshaad.Irshaad. 
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Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai.  
Chalu doston se to daru achi hai.
Chalu doston se to daru achi hai.
Nasha chadhati hai par sab gam to bhulati hai.
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An engineer having no child, no money, no home, blind mother prays to god. God says he will grant him One wish.
Engineer: I want my mother to see my wife putting diamond bangles on my child’s hands in our new bunglow.
God: Damn! I still have a lot to learn from these engineers!
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Engineer to a non-engineer guy :-

Rehne ki yahan sabki aukat nahi hoti,

bina Beer aur Daaru ke yahan Raat nahi hoti,
ye Engineering College hai mere dost

yahan bina maa bahan ke baat nahi hoti...

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Engineering Student to God :-

'Hazaro ki kismt tere hath thi,

agar pass kar deta to kya bat thi.

God :-

Ishq thoda kam larata to kya bat thi,

kitabe to beta saari tere pass thi....

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 Engineering Student life tragedy:-

Ladki sath ho to hotel bill,

Ladki Door ho to mobile bill,

or Ladki door hi hojaye to Daru ka bill...

Isliye na lagao dil,

na ayega bill....

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Agar engineering ki degree ko hai pana to himat saath rakhna,
 Agar mahbooba ke pyar ko hai pana to aitbar saath rakhna,
 Agar hamesha hai tumhe muskurana to BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA.
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If engineers start making films, the names will be:
 current ho na ho,
 jaanam supplykaro,
 aa ab B.Tech karen,
 Kabhi A.C. Kabhi D.C,
 Hamari IC apke pas hai,
 fuse lagaya to darna kya,
engineer no.1,
 engineering koi khel nahi,
 input wale output le jayenge,
 Maine engineering kyu kiya..!!
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QAYAMAT KE DIN JAB FARISHTOON NE SUB SE KAHA KI
 APNEY APNEY GUNAH PAPER PER LIKHO,
TO JAB SUB NE APNEY GUNAH LIKH LIEY TU ACHANAK
EK ENGINEER KI AWAZ AAYI .............,SUPPLEMENT PLZ.......
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engineer at the death bed to his friend:
Botal chhupa dena kafan mein,
kabar mein bhi piya karunga,
jab mangega hisab khuda to
 peg bana ke diya karunga
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