enngineer's tarka fry

Engineers Tarka fry 1:-
After Exam :
Commerce student- paper bahut asan tha,
Science student- paper theek tha,
Arts student- paper mushkil tha,

Engineering Student-
 paper ko maar goli sath wali chori badi mast thi..

Engineers Tarka fry 2:-
Once a group of Engineers went to tirth yatra.
 Their guru said dont get distracted if u see a beautiful girl,

just close ur eyes n say 'HARI OM'.

2-3 days later,

one of them said 'HARI OM'..

and every engineer's reaction was "kaha hai".

Engineers Tarka fry 3:-
 College ke peeche nadi me Principle Doob Raha Tha...

ek student ne dekha or 

zor zor se chillate Hue bhaaga-

kal chhutti hai.

kal chhutti hai...

Engineers Tarka fry 4:-
Do Studnts raat me pdhte rahe the...

First- Kitne baje hai?

Dusre ne 1 patthr uthakar saamne girls hostel me mara...

Ek ladki nikli or boli-

Kamino ab to so jao raat ke 2 baj rahe hai..

Engineers Tarka fry 5 :-

Teacher 2 an Engineering student-

How many planets r there?

Student- Mars,Venus, Jupiter

Teacher- Good!

Aur batao?

Student-

Aur to Sab Badiya hai , aap Sunao! 

 Engineers Tarka fry 6 :-

Question in Exam: Define LOVE and explain in details? (16 marks)

 MBA Student's-

Ans: "Love is Life.." (marks 1/2 out of 16)

 Medical Student's-

Ans: "Love is Pain.." (marks 1/2 out of 16)

Engineering Student's-

Ans:

Definition: A serious disorder of Heart due to Relationship 

between Men & Women that can cause Death of 1 or Both 

depending on the resistance associated..!!

TYPES: 1 sided & 2 sided

AGE: Usually occurs in teenagers,

but nowdays can be found in any age...

SYMPTOMS: 

Tension 

Daydreaming 

Insomnia 

Phone 

Addiction 

DIAGNOSIS BY: 

Diary 

Photos 

Mobile

TREATMENT: 

Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe or Mother's Sandle.... (marks 16 out of 16)

Engineers are Rockzzz...

Don't Play with harami Engineers, they can do any thing for 16 marks...